Reptilepilled

An individual is said to be reptilepilled if they:

-Strategically limit emotional range to encompass only aggression when threatened and pleasure when comforted.
-Cannot self-thermoregulate, will fall into seasonal depression when unable to externally.
-sheds skin in the summer

-presents themselves for mating in the summer exclusively aka hot girl summer ie. when male reptiles complete spermatogenesis.

Reptiles can be taxonomized into different orders, use this to find your reptile persona:

Testudinata-Have hard shells to protect their soft interior. Live a rarely confrontational and long life.
Squamata-Scaly, alluring exterior, has the ability to attract prey using appearance, venomous in some cases. Their goal is to survive at all costs.
Crocodilia-Apex predators. Killers by nature. Will intimidate prey and proceed to maul using display of strength and dominance.
Tuatara-Rarest and oldest reptile order. Contain an all seeing third eye, intellectually superior to other reptiles. Master of true stoicism.