Bastard Load
A great amount of.
James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.
Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.
Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.
double decker cheese loaded bastard
so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*