Resentment Wank
The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.
Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".
"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".
"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".