Bastardship
1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.
2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.
2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.
John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!
Jessica: No. What bastardship!