Bastard Son of Phil Knight
Any person that rocks a different pair, of color cordinated, Nikes/Jordans everyday of the week and/or a graduate of The University of Oregon.
Tim: Ever notice Mark dresses like Joe Shit The Rag Man, never has any cash, constantly mooches food and rides; Yet somehow he seems to always have fresh Nikes or Jordans.
Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.
Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.