bastardy
Descibes someone or something that is like a bastard.
When a kitten has diarrhea all over the floor several times a day, one might say, "Dexter, you are such a bastardy kitten."
bastardious
Adjective
A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.
A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.
That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.
bastardyness
adj. bastardyness: a man of who is expressing a great deal of bastard. see bastard
guy 1: That man is of unusual bastardyness
guy 2: word
guy 2: word