resting drug dealer face
Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.
Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."
Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."
Bro 1: "God dammit."
Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."
Bro 1: "God dammit."