basturbation
masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
basturbation
basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.
He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.
Basturbate
To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
Basturbate
Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.
basturbated
masturbating to a complete bastard.
her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.
him: no i basturbated.
Basturbate
Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat
I like to basturbate
Basturbate
The act of aggressive masturbation
Dude I just Basturbated so hard that my dick fell off!