retong
A tong who gets extremely mad and threatens violence whenever someone makes a tong joke. Usually wants to start a fight with whoever made the joke.
Will: What do you call 22 tongs? 22 tongs.
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong
Retong
A Retong is the love child or indeed the combination of a mong and a retard.
Sam you are such a fuckin retong, honestly sometimes you act a proper fucktard...
Retong
The act of having to tong ones hair again after it has been flattened.
Fuck this wind dude, I have to go retong my hair again!!