Retractulation
Describing the calculated results derived from a retracting device such as a tape measure.
Can I borrow your tape to do the retractulation? Someone seems to have put a cuttoff saw through mine.
Retractulating
The opposite of nutting; when you are so turned off that your nut is sucked back into your body
"And I swear when I saw my grade on that test I bombed, I retractulated"
"Aw man dude I am constantly retractulating in that class"
"Aw man dude I am constantly retractulating in that class"