retroactive
a commoner of the second-hand lifestyle not limited to or apart from thrift stores,used CD's tapes and especially 12" vinyl; also close corellation with founders of "fly".
retro active
retro active
Sandy is not only an employee at goodwill sh'e also a customer; she's retroactive.
retroactive jealousy
Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.
Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet
Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet
Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*
retroactive abortion
a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.
Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.
retroactive love
falling in love after the relationship has ended
Mikey: Man, why don't you just get over her. It's been 3 weeks since you broke up and you barely seemed to like her.
Ezekiel: Not sure, Mike. It must be retroactive love.
Ezekiel: Not sure, Mike. It must be retroactive love.
retroactive abortion
the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.
Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.
Retroactive Threat
A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.
Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!
Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.
Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.
retroactive workout
The intense physical exercise you engage in the day following a night of excessive eating/drinking.
Man, I drank like thirteen beers last night and had seventeen bagel bites. I need to do a major retroactive workout today to burn off all those calories.