Reverse Dutch

When a dyke puts her finger in you.

To split the expense of a romantic outing by each paying for the other's meal, ticket, etc. A more generous alternative to going dutch, while maintaining the intended cost-effectiveness.

The art of holding someone else's Johnson while the receiver of which holds your arm and moves it to their desired speed, a bit of give and take from both parties, a perfect middle ground for when someone isn't entirely up to the full hand job.

When you are laying in bed and your significant other releases a gas from their anus trying to trap you under the covers, you (if you are stronger or sneaky) then reverse it so your partner is caught in the atmosphere of his/her own stink.

While engaging in anal sex with your partner, ejaculate inside them. Withdraw quickly spread their bum-cheeks and get a close up of their rusty sheriff's badge.

Tell you partner you are ready then wait, as they spray out a mixture of semen and farticles all over your face.

When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?

When you love the smell a girls farts so much that you trap her under the blankets until she lets one rip so you can inhale it straight from her boot-ay.