Reverse Flying Dutchman
A sex maneuver in which the recipient lies on their back in a spread eagle with the intended orifice of penetration facing up. The partner then proceeds to insert and perform a clap push-up with every thrust. Additionally, every thrust is accompanied by a slight 20 degree turn counterclockwise. Any eyepatch is optional.
I engaged in the Reverse Flying Dutchman, ergo, I am the premier sex performer on the planet.