Reverse Pig Knuckle
The act of fisting oneself with the right hand while using the computer for various uses.
Most common:
Playing Fantasy Football
Chatting
Facebook Profile Stalking
Most common:
Playing Fantasy Football
Chatting
Facebook Profile Stalking
"Jack couldn't wait to get home and sit on his reverse pig knuckle and check his fantasy football stats. It was a really hard day at work today"