reverse santa
The opposite of giving gifts...stealing them.
Oh my gosh Cindy. Someone stole my wallet! What a reverse Santa!
Reverse Santa
The act of crushing infant status people. Sitting on someone's lap who is of infant size in comparison to your hugeness.
Hey Jim I want to sit on your face.
Okay Liz lets reverse santa.
Okay Liz lets reverse santa.
Reverse Santa
Sex position where both people are upside down in a small space (like a chimney) usually with at least one person wearing a Santa suit
We were rudely interrupted from doing the reverse Santa when Sarah open the closet door.
Reverse Santa Claus
The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
Reverse Santa Claus
A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.
The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."
Reverse Santa
A racial term for African Americans, meaning Santa is big white and leaves stuff in your house and black people do the opposite
*christmas day*
Children: “mom dad where did our tv go?”
Parents:” looks like we were busted by those dirty black reverse Santa’s go call the cops”
Children: “mom dad where did our tv go?”
Parents:” looks like we were busted by those dirty black reverse Santa’s go call the cops”
Reverse Santa Claus
"When I come up your chimney"
"Bro this girl totally reverse Santa Claus'd me last night"