Batesy
The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time
Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy
Batesy
An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.
"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"
"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"
"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"
Batesy
A dumb ass bitch that will snitch on you in an instant
Don’t tell Batesy. Shit she will snitch on your ass
Batesy
Used to discribe out a chav, scally or general lout
"Look at Batesy over then swigin' a stella in his Nova"
or When you see a scally you can just shout "BATESY"
or When you see a scally you can just shout "BATESY"
Batesyed
When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.
Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.
batesy
1. Someone who is simular to a "Bates".
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.
1. "Hey do you know old man Batsey the roofer?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"
Batesy Moment
(Noun)
A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.
(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)
A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.
(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)
Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."