rhinoceros
a rhinoceros is a large mammal that lives primarily in Africa. a common misconception is that their horns are made out of vitamin b, when in fact they are made from candy corn. their diet mainly consists of zebras, water buffalo, deer, elk, chicken, lions, and tourists. another false fact about rhinoceros is that they are being poached to extinction, when in fact they are being scrambled. I personally prefer my rhinoceros sunny-side up.
dude look at that rhinoceros eating that poor baby!
Rhinoceros
The Rhinoceros is just a form of forever horny Hippopotamus.
“That rhinoceros just charged at us while hard!” -sexually assaulted anonymous
Rhinoceros
A sexual position in which your lover, whilst eating your ass, reaches between your legs and grabs your dick and jacks it like a rhino's horn
Sara, my old lady gave me rhinoceros the other night.
Rhinoceros
The shit sculpture that forms at the rear of the toilet seat when one has sat too far back while defecating. A portion of the turd scrapes off and piles up in the buttcrack which acts as a mold, creating the shape of a rhinoceros horn.
Man, my ass is getting huge! That was my third Rhinoceros this week!
Disgruntled Rhinoceros
The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"
Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"
Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "So worth it"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"
Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"
Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "So worth it"
rhinoceros nuts
Slang term describing bravery using the rhino because of its gargantuan size and impenetrably thick skin.
That guy is undoubtedly the poster boy for rhinoceros nuts, he speaks truth to power no matter what the consequences may be.
Sea rhinoceros
A vicious underwater animal, they dislike anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments but will be attracted specifically to the sound of a Sea bear attack, they are known to not be warded off by even the anti-sea bear circle.
The only known survivor of a sea rhinoceros attack is squidward tentacles, also the only known survivor of a sea bear attack, this makes it unclear whether either animal is real.