bath mat
Used to keep your feet warm and not for absorbing extra water.
Katie stop getting the bath mat wet from your shower.
Human Bath Mats
When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.
Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?
human bath mats
its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.
stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!
human bath mat
it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.
Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.