Bathroom Bacon
When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.
"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"
bathroom bacon
Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.
I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon