Bathroom booking
The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.
Bathroom Book
A book intentionally bought for
bathroom reading.
bathroom reading.
Jordana: God she's been in the bathroom forever.
Allee: She must be enjoying that bathroom book right about now!
Allee: She must be enjoying that bathroom book right about now!