rice machine
An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.
"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"
Rice vending machine
When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night