Rice Vice
Characterized by the acute inability of a Rice University student to stop working, learning, or otherwise engaging in productive behavior. Examples may include discussing classes at spas, compulsions to refine research work, or getting ahead for next semester by flipping through textbooks that one already has for classes one has not yet taken. Likely due to acute over-stimulation during the semester. Can otherwise be referred to as "Not being able to turn it the f**k off."
Rice Student 1: I was trying to binge watch Game of Thrones, but I couldn't stop working, so I decided to start defining stuff on Urban Dictionary.
Rice Student 2: Damn, sounds like you acquired the Rice Vice.
Rice Student 2: Damn, sounds like you acquired the Rice Vice.