737

A neat little airliner made by boeing that is 9.55 times better looking than anything airbus has ever made(its a scientific fact). That said, the B-737 is the most produced airliner ever, with nearly 5000 built so far(and over a thousand on order). While the basic design dates back to the late 1960s, the 737 has been continuously built in dozens of variants and upgrades. Recently(2005), the 737 was selected as the basis for the US navy's new P-8 patrol plane(also the australian millitary's wedgetail). The Boeing Y1 is expected to be its eventual successor.

A plane manufactured by Boeing that started out good enough with the -100 and -200 series, but has fallen flat on it's face from the 300 series onward by the Airbus A320 series!

The time you had to put the blunt down and head to school in Kent City Michigan.. The time you had seemed to run out of pot after school and get some funyuns. Kent City's 420. Also the amount of money you needed to raise to get a fifth of cheap vodka as well as a nice school lunch.

A death trap that either flies or just goes up for a few minutes and then comes crashing down, killing everyone who was stupid enough to get on it.

An airplane that is very capable and will be one of the safest things in the sky once it returns to service. However, all the media want you to know is that it's somehow doomed to be a death trap forever, because fear-mongering and clickbait bring in those oh-so-precious clicks and money.

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10

1. p00nis eater.
2. p00nis is the lee7 word for poonis.
3. p00ntangclaN!