batin' shorts
Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.
Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.
Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.
Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.
They kiss
Kid: Mom! not in company.
Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.
Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.
They kiss