Batiste

Something supposed to improve the situation, which in fact just make matters worse.

After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.

When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech

When someone overdid it on the dry shampoo and they've got a bit of a grey parting.

Batiste is an amazing personnality !! Kind of like a lab ( dog ) he is always up for anything ! Sometimes sensitive... but will be a great partner and a true friend ! Usually really good looking and have a great sens of humour