riding the donkey
Sex with a woman with a big booty.
See that girl over there with the big booty? I'm gonna be riding the donkey tonight.
Whatever rides your donkey
Synonym of "Whatever floats your boat".
friend: What do you feel like doing?
me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.
me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.
Riding the Cotton wool donkey
A term for a woman being on her period.
"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."