Riley/Lachy
A Riley or Lachy (They mean the same thing (Mostly)) is the act of either sitting on someone's nose with their nose up your Anus and then pooping, causing little pellets of poop to be sharted on their face (Riley). Or it is the act of being Rileyed (Having what previously mentioned, happened to you) (Lachy)
Person 1: That guy Rileyed his little 9-year-old brother for no reason
Person 2: Yeah, he was a real Lachy.
Riley/Lachy
Person 2: Yeah, he was a real Lachy.
Riley/Lachy