Rimsplain
When an individual tries to explain something outrageously complex using common Ogre speak; misspelling words, using as little syllables as possible, and generally using horrible grammar.
Let me Rimsplain the ball and the bat riddle for you. Da mud ball n da club is wun dullor n ten sentz tegeder n da keschun aks if da mud ball n da clubziz wun dullor ten sentz wen da pris ad togedar da club iz wun dullor mur den da mud ball den wut da mud ball worfts? Me finks dat cuz if yoo dooz da mafs n derz fingy wer so dat if yooz must pepulz sae it da mud ball iz ten sentz but dat rong cuz if da club iz wun dullor mur den da mud ball n da mud ball iz ten sentz den dat make da club wun dullor n ten sentz n dat meen dat da todel iz wun dullor twenny sentz. Da rel ansur ta da kaschun iz dat mud ball iz fib sentz n da club iz wun dullor n fib sentz so dat make club wun dullor mur den da mud ball n fif sent pluz wun dullor fif sent iz wun dullor ten sent n rember fum da ginin uv dis dat da todel cos iz wun dullor ten sentz!