rinipity
An act of violent and flamboyant flatulance that may contain blood or finklematter.
“You better slow down on those tacos John, you may get an intense rinipity.”
“Excuse me Mrs. Jones, may I be excused? I feel a major rinipity coming on and I want to spare as many bystanders as possible from the implosion of my rectum.”
“Excuse me Mrs. Jones, may I be excused? I feel a major rinipity coming on and I want to spare as many bystanders as possible from the implosion of my rectum.”