ripen
take/lose virginity
Dude, I totally ripened that chick last night. She was so tight.
ripened
Being baked out of your mind.
Richardson: Is that your seventeenth bucket?
Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED!
Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED!
Ripening The Rooster
The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.
Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.
trunk-ripened
What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.
Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.
Ripened Sailboat
When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck
You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.
ripen my peach
Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach
I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach.
Ripening
Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure
My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.