Ripkens

A kickass high school teacher. Also very sarcastic...and sometimes says things that completely embarrass himself.

A Ripken is a Blumpkin, getting a blowjob while taking a shit, followed by a Rimjob, where your butthole gets licked out. Make sure that the Rimjob came after the Blumpkin. Otherwise it's not a true Ripken.

This move was in fact invented by baseball player Cal Ripken.

1.A guy with strong arms and is usually really muscular without using steroids
2.A really hard slap in the face for being perverted.
3.A sporty person who is like a brother to me and desired by all girls.

When a girl who is not yet wet is pleasured vaginally by a baseball bat three times in a row.

when you have three thousand BALLS slammed into your ass over the course of the season

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.