ripped a new asshole
the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?
Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
rip a new asshole
1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison
I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.
rip a new asshole
1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.
rip you a new asshole
A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.
Say that to my face and I'll rip you a new asshole.
Rip them a new asshole
To call someone out in terms of an argument ; to call someone out for their words.
"They're being such a bitch and spreading rumors. I'm about to rip them a new asshole."
ripped him a new asshole
when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole
He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole