Riptees
Riptees are sleeveless shirts meant to show off your ripped-ness. Unfortunately they are no different from regular sleeveless shirts save for the fact that they scream, "I like to suck large amounts of cock daily."
Man 1: Check out my new Riptees.
Man 2: Why does everyone always come out of the closet to me?
Man 2: Why does everyone always come out of the closet to me?
Riptee
A bean like sentient rock with the iq of an apple and the mental capacity of bread.
The ignorant child was being a Riptee