rip the piss
to rip the piss is to point fun at someone, slag them off, take the mickey or generally have a laugh at the expense of someone else.
Aye Kenny is such a wank, I'm gonna rip the piss right out him.
Ripping the piss
To joke or lie about someting in a humorus manner.
When I called your mother a twat, I was ripping the piss. She is a nice lady.
Rip a Piss
When you have held in a piss for too long and it spurts out at a high velocity due to the pressure that has built. It can also simply refer to the need to go pee.
A'ight, guys, I'm gonna go rip a piss! Be right back.
Rip the Piss
When someone gets their words mixed up and says "Rip the Piss" instead of "Rip the shit" or "Take the piss".
1:Dont rip the piss out of me all the time!
2: do you mean ripping the shit?
3: or taking the piss?
1: Shut up.
2: do you mean ripping the shit?
3: or taking the piss?
1: Shut up.