risk it for the triscuit
Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.
Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"
Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."
Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."