risk manager

Typically used by fraternity members, the risk manager assesses the drunkenness of their fellow members and lets them know how many more drinks they can have before reaching a level where they would experience “whiskey dick”

Michael: Yooo Tom as risk manager, I’ve had 12 drinks in 3 hours but really want to hook up with this girl and also keep drinking, what’s my risk status?
Tom: Thanks for asking Michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, I’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages.

Michael: Thanks Tom

俚语	risk manager
释义	risk manager Typically used by fraternity members, the risk manager assesses the drunkenness of their fellow members and lets them know how many more drinks they can have before reaching a level where they would experience “whiskey dick” Michael: Yooo Tom as risk manager, I’ve had 12 drinks in 3 hours but really want to hook up with this girl and also keep drinking, what’s my risk status? Tom: Thanks for asking Michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, I’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages. Michael: Thanks Tom
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