Risky Dick
The diametric opposite of whiskey dick. This dick is always ready for action and, thus, poses danger for all those who cross its path.
"Hey Kristin, you should go over and talk to that guy over there." "I dont know, do you think I should? He's got Risky Dick written all over him."
Risky dick
A dangerously niceee dick. When you want dick that so bad that you would risk anything for it even the possibility of catching feelings for it. Gotta risk it for the biscuit, risk it alllll for that dick!
His got that risky dick that i might fall in love with but i'm gonna fuck it anyway