River horse
Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.
I know someone that is a River horse.
river horsing
When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.
lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!
river horse
someone who watches and waits in the same water near two lovers fucking and eventually may retrieve some sperm through water transportation. This person proceeds on to beat off to this event below the rapids.
Yo Ryan watched Amber fuck in the Lehigh, he was in the fuckin water what a river horse. -T.C.
mississippi river horse piss
Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers
In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss