River Pig
Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
River Pig
A pasty white, googly eye bloated stomach women who looks like a pig because of the water.
She looks like a river pig!
You river pig.
That chick I met last night looked like a river pig.
You river pig.
That chick I met last night looked like a river pig.
River Pig
A trophy fish caught in a river. Usually any catch over a normal fish weight. Possibly an awesome name for a baseball team.
That River pig I caught yesterday weighed almost 5 pounds.
river pig
A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.
A herd of river pigs were seen feeding at a local Arbys.
Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.
Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.
river pig
A fugu fish
The fugu fish is also known as a river pig.
Antioch River Pig
An overweight redneck or white trash female from Antioch, CA or greater East Contra Costa County. Sometimes found in Tracy, Concord or Stockton, CA as well.
May be of white or Hispanic ethnicity. Usually adorned with tattoo's of ex-boyfriends and "baby daddies" and found wearing inappropriate clothing for size and age. Usually loud, obnoxious and confrontational. Commonly mates with African American males as well as Caucasian males who believe themselves to be African American. Often contacted by police and Child Family Services. Commonly abbreviated as ARP.
May be of white or Hispanic ethnicity. Usually adorned with tattoo's of ex-boyfriends and "baby daddies" and found wearing inappropriate clothing for size and age. Usually loud, obnoxious and confrontational. Commonly mates with African American males as well as Caucasian males who believe themselves to be African American. Often contacted by police and Child Family Services. Commonly abbreviated as ARP.
1) "Oh my gosh Wanda, look at that Antioch River Pig with that skinny ghetto dude." 2) "Did you see that Antioch River Pig stealing nail polish from Walmart?"