rivers academy
A shitty school in west london full of drug dealers that tend to also hang out with wannabe road men, people tend to ask “how the fuck can the school toilets be so vile, it’s like the sewage system in there“. Well obviously The head teacher always has a excuse to everything, For example why are there dead body’s lying around the school and why the school has a meth kitchen in the back
The word rivers academy or more commonly know as the worst school the London borough of Hounslow is used in a sentence like “You go rivers academy”? “Yeah”, “cool give me some cash and Ile sort you out with some guns so you can shoot up Rivers Academy”
eno river academy
a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.
"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"
"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"
eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go
"Yeah"
"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"
eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go
York River Academy
York River Academy is a school where everyone gets a diploma, even if it means having to stay after school because you failed an assignment. This gives everyone the opportunity to succeed.
What makes the school special is that you can earn certifications, and that there are only 70 students. People think this is a school for kids who flunk regular public schools. While this is true for some, many people come because of the small atmosphere. If a fight happens, everyone will know by the end of the day.
What makes the school special is that you can earn certifications, and that there are only 70 students. People think this is a school for kids who flunk regular public schools. While this is true for some, many people come because of the small atmosphere. If a fight happens, everyone will know by the end of the day.
John left Bruton, so he could go to York River Academy
River City Science Academy!
A school where Turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. Where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "
Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"
Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"
Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later
Scenario 4:
Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "
Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"
Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"
Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later
Scenario 4:
Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!
York River Academy
Also known as YRA, it is a school for kids with mental disabilities. Kids suffer chronic depression once they step foot into the building, and immediately want to commit die. Also, students get drug checked and suspended every two seconds.
The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.
There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.
Or it is?
Attend at your own risk.
The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.
There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.
Or it is?
Attend at your own risk.
York River Academy makes me sad.
York River Academy
York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.
John Doe only survived 2 years and York River Academy, but we lost him during the summer.
connecticut river academy
this school is the most ghetto of ghetto. everyone fw everyone bf , drop her and u wont find another one like her. the boys are thots the girls are cute . and some y’all smell like straight badussy at 7:00 in the morning like how tfff anyways ctra gotta go . everyone getting expelled . just know if u drop ur girl just know senior in her pants now😂. #predators watch out
Connecticut River academy is something u don’t wanna attend unless ur bored. It means ghetto 😂