Rizzlam
A religion involving God and the afterlife, in which the only way to enter Heaven is if you have rizz.
Guy: Hey man, I just converted to Islam, what's your religion?
Dude: Islam? No, convert to Rizzlam. All you gotta do to get to Heaven is have rizz.
Dude: Islam? No, convert to Rizzlam. All you gotta do to get to Heaven is have rizz.