Roaddad

A roaddad is the middle age equivalent of a roadman. You rarely get to see a roaddad in the wild as they spend most of their time in their man cave. They're obsessed with football, Top Gear, designer brands, scooters and motorbikes. They'll wear clothes like Adidas tracksuits and trainers, crossbody bags, aviator sunglasses and a beanie when it's cold. They like to go to the pub weekly with their friends Big Dave, Tone and Ratty. Whenever they get the chance, the roof on the convertible is down and Status Quo is blaring, completely embarrassing their teenagers. They use slang like: yo, mate, man and bloody hell.