Road jerky
Jerkin it while driving
Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?
Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.
Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.
Road Jerky
1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.
I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.
Road Jerky
Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky
-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."
Road Jerky
A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.