Roanoke Catholic School

That place everyone goes to play basketball for a season and then leave. The place where creativity is encouraged but anything outside of the dress code is a capital offense. The place that looks good from the outside but is living hell on the inside.

the happiest place in the world full of weird people, rainbows, and lots and lots of asians. Seriously where do they keep coming from??? Where pat patterson rules all with a sturdy hand assisted by his trusty sidekick Senora Futrell. Beware of the evil one known as Mrs. V who resides there, searching out innocent students with their shirtails untucked. Where the obys are a wee bit too touchy.. and unattractive. S.O.S. (also known as R.C.S.)