The Kings Roar
To do “The Kings Roar”, you need to eat only Indian food for a week. Then, when you feel the pressure of your lower intestines start to give out make a b-line to the nearest public bathroom and without closing the door to the stall scream as loud as you can (Best way is to scream like a loin but a loud sexual moan is also acceptable). Be quiet and the let it go!!! The sound of The Kings Roar will scare all males near by and show that you are the dominant male.
I was in the bathroom at chipotle and as I was washing my hands some guy came in and without closing the stall screamed like a maniac and started to shit violently. I got the fuck out as fast as I could and when I saw him leaving I asked him, “What the actual fuck was that in the bathroom earlier?” And with a burning passion in his eye and said. “The was “The Kings Roar”, I am the king of the jungle?”
Roaring Kings
Fat, retarded, and smell really bad
I’m going to join Roaring kings to be obese!