Robbed the Liquor Store
When you are about to either go down on a girl or fuck her and find a condom inside of her. You take it out and eat/fuck her anyway.
-- "Dude, why do you look so defeated?"
-- "I think I robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean."
-- "I think I robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean."