76+
A seventy six plus is the percentage likelihood of a person getting laid required for that person to leave their friends or a party abruptly, especially when hanging out was planned ahead of time.
i.e. having a 76+ percent likelihood of getting some action is the only palpable excuse for ditching a fun situation.
i.e. having a 76+ percent likelihood of getting some action is the only palpable excuse for ditching a fun situation.
Men: "Dude, I'd love to stay and play COD Mod 2, but I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with that chick from Bio."
Women: "I know it's girls night, but I haven't gotten any in FOREVER, and I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with the head of the LaCrosse team right now."
Women: "I know it's girls night, but I haven't gotten any in FOREVER, and I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with the head of the LaCrosse team right now."
The 76
The act of performing a 69 while inserting 4 fingers up the bum along with a pen a raspberry and another object of your choice!
I totally gave her The 76 with that raspberry last night!
76
its a number
"76, 65, 93... what comes next?" bill asked
"68"sarah replyed
"oh thanks i own you one" bill said
"68"sarah replyed
"oh thanks i own you one" bill said
76
In the place of "your mom" or "your face." Where you have no idea how to end an awkward or embarrassing conversation.
Guy: Hey, did you just try to rob that bank?
Other Guy: Yeah, so what?
Guy: It's been closed down for ten years.
Other Guy: Uhh... well.... ummm..... 76!!! (Runs away)
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Kevin: (Walks in on high school football player wearing dress)
Football Player: La la la la la la la!
Kevin: WTF!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??!
Football Player: It's not what it looks like! Uhh... ummm... 76! (Jumps out window)
Other Guy: Yeah, so what?
Guy: It's been closed down for ten years.
Other Guy: Uhh... well.... ummm..... 76!!! (Runs away)
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Kevin: (Walks in on high school football player wearing dress)
Football Player: La la la la la la la!
Kevin: WTF!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??!
Football Player: It's not what it looks like! Uhh... ummm... 76! (Jumps out window)
76
The set IQ score for a mentally retarded person is 75 & under. 76 is another term for something that is so stupid, that its reatrded.
Person 1: "Dude, our school isn't having anymore dances."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone got caught with drugs at the dance."
Person 2: "That's so 76."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone got caught with drugs at the dance."
Person 2: "That's so 76."
Rule 76
From wedding crashers:
No excuses. Play like a champion.
No excuses. Play like a champion.
person a: no, i don't think i can make it
person b: hey man, rule 76. play like a champion!
person b: hey man, rule 76. play like a champion!
Fallout '76
Verb: To fuck someone in the ass with neither lube nor even the decency to provide a reach around.
Example: I dumped my girlfriend after she Fallout '76 'd me with a baseball bat