Rob Ford
Verb meaning to repeatedly do retarded things and simply apologize when caught. Like a true politician one who "fords " or "rob fords" never loses popularity or love regardless of what he does.
Person 1 "Dude you got really drunk last night and tried to suck my dick."
Person 2 "Brah I would never do that. I have plenty to eat at home.
Person 1 " You rob ford!!!
Person 2 "Brah I would never do that. I have plenty to eat at home.
Person 1 " You rob ford!!!
Rob Ford
Rob Ford
verb
To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.
Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.
verb
To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.
Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.
A: Whatcha doing this Friday?
B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.
B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.
rob ford
Crack Cocaine
Ie.
Mike: Yo b what's the flex tonight?
FTB: Yo reach my house brah, we gonnna smoke that Rob Ford 'n shit!
Mike: You RUST!
Mike: Yo b what's the flex tonight?
FTB: Yo reach my house brah, we gonnna smoke that Rob Ford 'n shit!
Mike: You RUST!
Rob Fording
The act of getting all wasted and doing crack.
Guy 1: Man, you were out of control last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was Rob Fording it pretty hard.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was Rob Fording it pretty hard.
Rob Ford
You know, the dead crack head. Everyone else seems to think the site is for names and descriptions of people, so...
You know Rob Ford? Yeah, what a crack head.
Rob Ford Special
A triple Big Mac where the meat is cooked with crack cocaine so you can get high and fat at the same time.
"Can I have the Rob Ford Special?"
"Sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. NEXT?"
"Would you like onions with your Rob Ford Special?"
"No thank you. But I would like a glass of gin and tonic. I'm thinking of walking down the streets of Toronto tonight."
"Sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. NEXT?"
"Would you like onions with your Rob Ford Special?"
"No thank you. But I would like a glass of gin and tonic. I'm thinking of walking down the streets of Toronto tonight."
Rob Ford Drunk
adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.
1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.