Rockdale, TX
Small town in Central TX. Budget Inn is a five star resort located here that you can buy some rock by the pound,Swing by Brett's for some bodacious BBQ but they run out of more than actually having it, enroll your child in the bottom of the barrel school system and if they play sports they're guaranteed to be emotionally scared by the awesome fall winter coaches, get a ticket for breathing over the speed limit, Have you a sweet tea at McDonald's that could possibly contain a meth rock, then don't forget to wreck your tires in all the potholes the town has... all in all its a great place to live if ya got money or have some pull in the white politics 😉 yee yee
Damn that guy has two teeth.... he must be from Rockdale, TX