Rocket-itis
The baffling enigma where an intoxicated female bumps uglies with The Rocket, essentially adding another shameless name onto the incalculable list.
Girl 1: I must have shaved too close because I have a razorburn or something.
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!